Thread: NASCAR Racing @3PM 16,000pts+

Synopsis: Jimmie Johnson and Joey Logano battle it out for the top spot in the standings, with only one point separating them, as well as the rest of the field for the right to hoist the silver wrench trophy. From Las Vegas Motor Speedway in Las Vegas.

✯✯ PART 1 ✯✯

What did Brad Keselowski tell Matt Yocum that he would have to do, after noting that different driving styles would be needed in the race?
Keep up the momentum

What did Jeff Gordon tell Jamie Little that Danica Patrick did on the final lap of practice, before he said he couldn't get away from her?
Spun in the middle of the corner

What did Larry McReynolds note that teams were doing that led to a competition caution on Lap Twenty-Five?
Dealing with a new tire combination
Nationwide ("Dale Jr. Performance Report,") / Toyota (Carl Edwards)

What did Larry McReynolds report that Dale Earnhardt Jr. did on Lap Two, before Darrell Waltrip said the track was "fresh"?
Went to the bottom to pass Kasey Kahne
Nationwide

What did Mike Joy report that Jimmie Johnson was doing on Lap Sixteen, after noting that Joey Logano expanded his lead?
Running side-by-side with Martin Truex Jr.
Nationwide

What did Mike Joy report that Greg Biffle did on Lap Twenty-Four, before pointing out towels waved in the crowd to honor Jeff Gordon?
Caught the wall coming off a turn
NOT--Chevrolet (running order) / NOT--Pepsi Max

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In a promotional advertisement during this program, for a show called "Weird Loners," what happened?
Woman accused her date of a fear of intimacy, after they just met

In a commercial during this show, what did a race car driver discuss with children in a classroom, before he offered to take them for ice cream and a Web site related to a racing league was promoted?
How drag could slow an object down, before he noted that going slow meant losing sponsors and jokes weren't funny anymore
NASCAR
Features games for children to learn math and science

In a commercial during this show, who was a man in a blue suit as he interacted with a woman who had inferior wireless service, before an offer from a better wireless provider was noted?
Lawyer who represented her in a courtroom, as he explained to a sympathetic jury that her bill was too high and unfair
Sprint
?

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about a laptop that was used by a professional race car driver's team, as he drove around a track and they moved in slow motion?
That it was rugged and included a powerful processor, as he sprayed it with champagne while celebrating a win
Sony
Panasonic
LG
NOT--Samsung

In a commercial during this show, what did a man in racing uniform do during a "Tire Talk" segment, before a tire manufacturer was noted?
Wondered what the combination of grip and longer lasting tire performance looked like, before a flip was switched on a machine
NOT--Placed a coin inside the tread of a tire in multiple locations, before noticing that too much of the face of the coin was revealed
Stacked many heavy weights from a fitness center to form a tower, showing the load index for a tire that was correctly inflated
Jumped off a playground swing and landed comfortably in groundcover made from environmentally responsible old, recycled tires

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman discuss about an allergy medication as she stood in a blue and white environment next to transparent screens?
How it was the preferred nasal spray and had no scent, alcohol, or harsh taste
Nasacort
Provides twenty-four hour relief

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about a body lotion that a woman applied in her bathroom and yellow text noted its benefits?
That it was packed with vitamins and years of science for nourished skin, while molecules floated in a droplet
Gold Bond
Is rich and absorbs quickly

✯✯ PART 2 ✯✯

What did Larry McReynolds and Darrell Waltrip note that Denny Hamlin did that didn't seem to be hurting him on Lap Thirty-Seven?
Damaged the front of the fenders
"Run All Night"

What did Mike Joy report that Joey Logano did on the first restart, after noting the packed house at the stadium?
Got the jump on Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Nationwide

What did Mike Joy report that Brad Keselowski did, after noting that something might have happened?
Dropped from ninth to eleventh place
Toyota (running order) / Goodyear

What did Mike Joy report that Jimmie Johnson did for the second time, before he passed Joey Logano for the lead on Lap Forty-Three?
Moved to the inside
Chevrolet (Jimmie Johnson) / Nationwide

What did Mike Joy report that Joey Logano did, before noting that Kevin Harvick was one second ahead of Kasey Kahne?
NOT--Stayed ahead of the pack
Claimed space in traffic
Passed rows on a restart
Set the fastest lap time

What did Mike Joy report that Joey Logano did on the restart on Lap Eighty-Nine, that Darrell Waltrip said didn't hurt anything?
Got into the back of Greg Biffle

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In a promotional advertisement during this program, for a show called "Weird Loners," what happened?
Friends got into awkward and disastrous dating situations

In a commercial during this show, who discussed a menu item from a fast-food restaurant during a montage of clips, before it was shown up-close?
Children who were surprised and disappointed they never had popcorn chicken before, including a boy who didn't care that there wasn't a toy
KFC
Are delicious and contain all white meat

In a commercial during this show, what did various couples do in different locations, such as a football game, as a medication that treated erectile dysfunction was discussed?
Enjoyed spontaneous moments, while hanging laundry outside and spending time at a carnival
Cialis
Comes in a form that can be taken daily, so you're ready when you need to be

In a commercial during this show, what menu items from a fast-food restaurant were shown up close as people enjoyed them and a bit of "wisdom" was presented?
Chicken nuggets, which were distributed in alphabetical order by name as friends shared them
McDonald's
Get twenty pieces for $5

In a commercial during this show, what did various people, including a family with a young son who needed to use the bathroom, do while in cars from an automaker?
Repeated the word "go" as its features helped them parallel park and avoid accidents, as a woman backed out of parking space
Ford Fusion
Protects through innovative technology

In a commercial during this show, who tried an energy drink after a man in a brown suit handed him a bottle while sitting at a desk?
Professional race driver who wrote "delicious" on asphalt while drifting in his race car
5-Hour Energy
Have an improved taste with more flavors

✯✯ PART 3 ✯✯

What did Austin Dillon say happened on Lap 117, after Mike Joy said he held off Ryan Blaney the day before?
+Transmission skipped a gear
Motor dropped one of its cylinders
Fender started rubbing on a tire
Gasoline tank developed a leak

What did Larry McReynolds say Clint Bowyer's crew had difficulty doing all week, in Lap 122?
NOT--Remembering lug nuts on pit stops
Working the throttling at a good pace
Tightening up while in the corner
Adjusting to changes in the track

What did Matt Yocum say Dale Earnhardt Jr. wanted Kevin Harvick to do, during the "Performance Update" segment?
Stop looking back in his mirror

What did Matt Yocum say, in Lap 164, that Denny Hamlin did not do on his last stop on pit road which Hamlin now regretted?
Fix a punched-in headlight

What did Michael Annett do in Lap 148, after Mike Joy commented that things had been settling down?
Pounded the outside wall
Nationwide

What did Mike Joy note Joey Logano was doing, as he went to pit road in Lap 139?
Giving up a lot of speed
Goodyear

What did Mike Joy note Kyle Larson did, in Lap 157, before Jamie Little said he had not reported anything wrong?
Dropped down in position
Toyota (running order)

What did Mike Joy note happened on the track, after he said Kevin Harvick earned five straight top two finishes since 2006?
Tires rolled away on pit road uncontrollably
Sprint

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In a commercial during this show, what did a brunette receptionist and a customer discuss about a truck that was displayed in a car dealership, after he said he enjoyed going off-roading, camping, and fishing?
That it could handle it all, before she recalled being at a race where she tasted dirt in her mouth
Toyota
Take advantage of deals at a sales event

In a commercial during this show, what animal did a manager confront when something went wrong at a business, before an insurance company was promoted?
Goat who was the scapegoat when caught eating from a factory conveyor belt and yelling at coworkers
GEICO
Allows you to save money

In a commercial during this show, who was a man in a blue suit as inferior wireless service was discussed in a commercial parody, before an offer from a better wireless provider was noted?
Lawyer who fought for justice and lower bills as he worked in his office and a woman looked at her bill
Sprint
Cut your rate plan in half

In a commercial during this show, what was noted about a wireless provider before an offer was presented in text against a yellow background?
That they boasted an unlimited plan, as soft serve ice cream from a machine was piled up high on a cone
Sprint
Enjoy data, talk, and text for a low monthly rate

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about a racing Web site as cars raced around different tracks and the phrase "where else" was mentioned?
That it allowed you ride along with any of your favorite drivers
NASCAR
Brings you closer to the race

✯✯ PART 4 ✯✯

What did Darrell Waltrip discuss Kyle Larson doing with sixty laps to go, before noting Larson was making better lap times?
Maintaining position on the bottom
Chevrolet (Kyle Larson)

What did Jamie Little report Brian Vickers said he needed to do, during a pit stop with thirty-four laps to go?
Carry more speed into the corners

What did Larry McReynolds report Joey Logano's crew did during a pit stop with seventeen laps to go?
Switched out both right side tires
NOT--Chevrolet (running order) / Sprint

What did Larry McReynolds discuss Brad Keselowski doing with forty-five laps to go, after noting Keselowski visited pit road on the last caution?
Benefitting from a fresh set of tires
NOT--Toyota (running order) / Ford (Brad Keselowski)

what did Michael Waltrip discuss Kyle Larson doing while reviewing the unofficial results of the race?
Finishing in the top ten after minor adjustments

What did Mike Joy discuss Carl Edwards doing, after reporting Edwards was forced to pull into the garage during a caution with seventy laps to go?
Suffering damage after colliding with Kasey Khane

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In a commercial during this show, what was discussed as a woman posed against a dark background before a calcium supplement was noted?
That our wellness was a beautiful thing while flowers bloomed in time lapse footage
How defiance was in our bones and age defying as an x-ray skeleton danced around
How our bodies compared to temples before spiritual centers appeared in split screens
NOT--That our minds needed to stay active and alert after an animated brain was shown

In a commercial during this show, what did a professional race car driver discuss as his car was assembled in a garage in time lapse footage, before an insurance company was noted?
That a lot of people had helped him, including his friends, sister, and crew
Nationwide
Puts members first

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a bottled soft drink was featured up close and noted as being "the most refreshing"?
NOT--Caution flag waved over it in slow motion as it was tilted
Pit stop noises were heard before it spun around rapidly
NOT--Animated helmet appeared on it before a hand grabbed it
Fans in stands cheered in split screens as it was opened

In a commercial during this show, what did people do as an insurance company was promoted and music with the lyrics "come on try a little" played?
Rode their motorcycles together before arriving at a far-away diner
GEICO
Helps you get more savings

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman discuss about an allergy medication that was also noted in bold, white text before it was displayed on a purple background?
That it was strong enough to get her congestion out of the way, as she played with her dogs
Allegra
Is fast-acting and offers non-drowsy, long-lasting relief

In a commercial during this show, what did a girl do in a retail store while her father shopped for items, as a song with the lyrics "I'm a wild one" played?
Pedaled a three wheel bike up and down the aisles
Target
Offers a wide variety of products for less