Thread: The Colbert Report – Jeff Goldblum COMEDY 7PM

What did Jeff Goldblum admit to doing, before Stephen said that he would do him a favor and have Jimmy cut the footage of what he said?
-siding with more progressive thinkers
What did Stephen do after stating that he saw “gay attacks” everywhere he looked?
-held up a grilled cheese sandwich
What did Stephen say the U.S. should do, which he suggested was the quickest way to achieve racial equality, before saying Americans would then realize it did not matter what color they were?
-send everyone to prison
What did aliens do in the cartoon “Laser Klan,” before having their spaceship blown up?
-destroyed the Washington Monument
What did Jeff Goldblum say Wes Anderson would do after a day of shooting his new movie, after Goldblum said that living with the cast was like being in a dorm?
-brink in a chef to provide dinner
What was Stephen doing before he reported that Gov. Brewer of Arizona had vetoed a bill?
-covering a cake in frosting
What did Stephen say someone would have to be doing which would lead funeral directors to identify the body as being white, in addition to dancing to Jason Mraz?
-choking on kale chips
What did a reporter in footage say a man had been arrested for doing, after it was reported that he approached several local Jewish groups for their help?
-attempting to build a death ray

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