Thread: The Colbert Report – Bryan Stevenson COMEDY 7PM

What did Bryan Stevenson explain that it was important for society to do, as he talked about racial injustice?
-enforce drug laws correctly [should be “fairly”]
What did Newscasters report in footage that the current U.S. Congress had done, after Stephen said the congress had a “very special distinction”?
-proved to be the “least productive”
What did Stephen say that Bryan Stevenson did during a “Ted Talks” presentation?
-earned a long standing ovation
What did Stephen say that the government was doing, which he referred to as “great news”?
-paying for the retirement of research chimpanzees
What did Stephen tell Bryan Stevenson to do at the end of their interview, after he wished him good luck on his project?
-make sure to stay out of jail
What did Stephen say that he might be able to do on a mile-long residential ship, as he talked about the ship being subject to international maritime law?
-gamble on white rhinoceros fights
What did reporters state that children in schools were not required to do under the “Common Core State Standards,” during the “Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger” segment?
-learn to use cursive writing
What did Stephen say that the staff of a mile-long residential ship claimed to do for its residents, during the “Colbert Platinum” segment?
-provide a “world standard” system of schools