Thread: The Colbert Report – Ken Burns Comedy 7PM

What did Stephen do before Trevor Potter told him that his “new secret, nameless C4” would send a postcard to the IRS with its tax return on it?
-showed off an empty box
What did Ken Burns tell Stephen that people did that resulted in the Dust Bowl?
-Tore up a section of grass
What did Stephen say five children had confessed to doing in 1989 while in Central Park?
-committing an act of rape
What did Stephen say Santa would be doing this Christmas to naughty children, before saying people could take away all of Santa’s bad habits?
-leaving them compact florescent bulbs
What did Stephen do after setting a canned ham wearing a pair of glasses, named “Ham Rove”, on top of his desk?
-stabbed it with a knife and fork
What did Stephen do after saying he thought he had been followed to the studio that night?
-heard a crash from a falling light
What did a reporter say, in footage, Pamela McColl had done in a new publication of “Twas the Night Before Christmas”?
-edited out two verses about smoking
What did Stephen joke he and his biographer had done, after he said his latest book was a bestseller?
-engaged in an improper relationship

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