Thread: ADULT...kinda...funny

Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......=
Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a
woman's=
bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully
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up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football
withou=
t a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female...
The o=
pen sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male...
Leavin=
g a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4.
COMMITME=
NT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a
fami=
ly. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with
this one=
. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good
movie,=
concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while
drin=
king beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An
embarrass=
ing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of
entertainment, se=
lf-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Femal=
e...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.=
. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE
CONTR=
OL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from
one TV=20=
channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375
chann=
els every 5 minutes. =20


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AND; He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
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to put in it. She said . . You wear pants don't you? He said
. . .=
.... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a
good=
idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and
fart! =20=
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave y=
ou? She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said
. ..=
... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . . They don't
have=
time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet=20=
paper? She said . We don't know; it has never happened. He
said .=20=
. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-
lookin=
g? She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends. She
said...W=
hat do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
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said . . A widow. He said . .. . Why are married women heavier
than sin=
gle women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in
the fri=
dge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to
the=20=
fridge.
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH=20