Thread: Smart farmer

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to
visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car
became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by
themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some
oxen before him.

He stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car
out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car
was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're
the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today." The husband looks
around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you
have time to plough your land? At night?"

"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water
in the hole"

Someone sent me that one not to long ago. Very cute. LOL