Thread: Thank God We Have Doctors To Take Care Of Us

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on the new hospital issue, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The Gastro-entrologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a miss-conception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right through it! The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In
the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some butthole who didn't give a crap.

OMG!! A deffinate pass-a-long. This was such a funny thing to read Thanks.