Thread: My neighbor describing an accident

I live in the country out in the boonies and a while back there was a wreck on my road, the young lady ran her car over a steep incline, the ony thing that kept her from going in the river were the trees. At any rate my neighbor heard it as it happened near his house, he ran outside and yelled if everyone was alright they said yes they thought so but they could not get out, so he ran back to his house and called the police and the fire department. By the time he walked back ouside they (the young lady and the boyfriend) were on his porch, they were fine and waited on on the help to arrive. My neighbor was a bit disturbed about the young lady's appearance though he did not say anything. she had on thong underwearr and low hip hugging pants, she wore them even lower than they should have been and did not bother pulling them up though she was clearly leaving little to the imagination. She was quite a sight with the top of her panties that came up to her waist and the low low rider pants since he was the first one on the scene the police questioned him(my neighbor) about the accident. He said well he heard the accident and they hit pretty hard, the policeman wanted more description and so he said, "Well look at her, it knocked her britches almost all the way off and her bloomers clean up to her chin thats quite an impact.

Oh my god. lol That's a funny way of describing it.

LOL funny

Originally Posted by nanajoanie

You got me...I thought you were going to describe a real accident. This was funny And Angel Lips, I just pm'd you.

Seriously this was a real accident fortunately no one was hurt except the car.