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    uhg lol

    this isnt a vent but a funny...

    my son is in his philosophical mode today...

    among the questions asked by my 6 year old were

    "how old is god?"
    "what is god's real name?"
    "where do numbers stop?" i had to explain infinity to him he is now trying to tell me that when the numbers come to an end it starts back at zero... uyhhhhghggg lol...
    "what day are you going to die on mom?"
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    Re: uhg lol

    1. Real Old (or older than dirt)..
    2. ANDY
    3. When you run out of brain cells
    4. Hopefully, a Monday (or pick whatever day you want....

    Those are the answers I would give....

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    Re: uhg lol

    Lucky for you he didn't ask where God comes from. I got that once.

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    Re: uhg lol

    awww

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    Re: uhg lol

    How bout "what's a lesbian?"
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    Re: uhg lol

    LOL I get those two and one of my daughters favorites cause She asks alot is When are We going to Heaven?
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    Re: uhg lol

    well today my oldest said(after we were talking about the fact that god is everywhere and jesus could be anyone) "maybe im Jesus" i quietly said " noo i dont think you are the savior"

    i guess god and jesus questions and questions about faith and theology ARE easier than questions about lesbians!!

    tech i love your answers! lol!!!

    ANDY...lol....


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    Re: uhg lol

    Quote Originally Posted by sahmsfreeb
    well today my oldest said(after we were talking about the fact that god is everywhere and jesus could be anyone) "maybe im Jesus" i quietly said " noo i dont think you are the savior"

    i guess god and jesus questions and questions about faith and theology ARE easier than questions about lesbians!!

    tech i love your answers! lol!!!

    ANDY...lol....

    Tech is right. Of course it's Andy.

    Haven't you all heard the song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me..."?
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    Re: uhg lol

    Your 6 year old sounds like my son. Typical questions (about 1000 million a day): "What did hedgehogs evolve from? (he's a Sonic fan), "What state is NJ in?", "where do they put your car when you go on the airplane?"

    Today we watched my wedding video and he was really into it. He said "I can't wait to see me."
    I said, "Nope, sorry. It's 5 years until you show up. We got married first, then had you."
    He said, "Did you marry Daddy because you were in love with him?"

    We just call him Dr. Science. (When he gets on a roll, he never stops). Do your ears hurt by the end of the day, too?
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    Re: uhg lol

    Quote Originally Posted by DivineMsDi
    "What state is NJ in?",




    "Did you marry Daddy because you were in love with him?"

    Do your ears hurt by the end of the day, too?

    a. discobobulation
    b. yes (my son asked me this one a month ago.. where are they getting these questions from?)
    c.owwewwiiieeeee owww owwwiee.. i had my blood pressure taken today after being with my kids...

    130/80... and today was a quiet day....
    There's nuthing u cant froogle or snope!

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