Thread: "Let's Pretend We Are Married"
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05-22-2004, 05:58 PM #1IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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"Let's Pretend We Are Married"
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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05-22-2004, 06:10 PM #2I like tweety
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Re: "Let's Pretend We Are Married"
LOL that's a good one
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue!
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05-22-2004, 06:18 PM #3Registered voter!
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Re: "Let's Pretend We Are Married"
Lmao!!
God loves everyone..including homosexuals.
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05-22-2004, 06:27 PM #4Jons Little Angel
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Re: "Let's Pretend We Are Married"
lol, nothing like a good old fart
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05-22-2004, 08:21 PM #5Im getting paper
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Re: "Let's Pretend We Are Married"
r o t f l m a o
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05-22-2004, 08:22 PM #6Ready for Summer!
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Re: "Let's Pretend We Are Married"
lol T. I just heard this one in my class this past week, but did not hear the 'He Farted' part. That is a cute addition to the joke.
Love always comesLove gets her wayLove bites my tongueThen love goes away
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05-22-2004, 08:25 PM #7Registered User
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Re: "Let's Pretend We Are Married"
T - looks like we both like the same grins and giggles
Toodles, Nanajoanie
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