Thread: Joke: NO SPEEKA DA ENGLISH
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04-25-2004, 05:09 PM #1Banned
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Joke: NO SPEEKA DA ENGLISH
NO SPEEKA DA ENGLISH The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following, "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spell Mississippi
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04-25-2004, 05:30 PM #2Registered User
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Re: Joke: NO SPEEKA DA ENGLISH
Hillarious - a great pass-a-long
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Re: Joke: NO SPEEKA DA ENGLISH
Lol!
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Re: Joke: NO SPEEKA DA ENGLISH
Lmao!!!!
Every day I live I am more convinced that the waste of life lies in the love we have not given, the powers we have not used, the selfish prudence that will risk nothing and which, shirking pain, misses happiness as well.
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