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Women are like apples on the tree - joke
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
And...
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.Toodles, Nanajoanie
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04-25-2004, 08:09 AM #2BigBig Moderator
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
Who's Willing To Climb To The Top Of The Tree??
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
My hubby Tice climbed to the top of the tree for me. A very special man. When I would do something for him like bring him a cup of coffee without being asked he'd say 'you're gooder than an angel'
If I gave him a compliment he would say 'you're spreading me with the high priced spread' And I never stomped him Just thought the women/apple tree was interesting.
Toodles, Nanajoanie
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04-25-2004, 02:31 PM #4IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
I think i have...............
Originally Posted by DAVESBABYDOLL
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
Really ? Originally Posted by tsquared
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04-25-2004, 06:12 PM #6IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
Yes really Originally Posted by DAVESBABYDOLL
Really ?
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
Hey, you better watch it,I'm broke,but if I had the "G's" I would buy you some duct tape...really LOL
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04-25-2004, 06:24 PM #8IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
A kiss is FREE..............and better than duct tape Originally Posted by DAVESBABYDOLL
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
a goober kiss, just what I always wanted
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04-25-2004, 06:30 PM #10IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
From the KING GOOBER none the less Originally Posted by DAVESBABYDOLL
a goober kiss, just what I always wanted
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Re: Women are like apples on the tree - joke
OMG you crack me up,stop it LOL
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