Thread: I'm being blackmailed by a ruthless extortionist!

My 4 1/2 year old nephew is the light of my life. He is the son I don't have. We talk on the phone daily.

He knows the special code for when I call (I ring once and my family calls me back bc they have MCI's The neighborhood.)

He does this thing where he says "Auntie Ya-ya is paging us!" and then someone dials the phone and he talks...or doesn't talk... lol

I will answer the phone and there will be silence. I say "hello?" nothing. "Hello?"

and then this huuge "RAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!"

Then I say "Oh my goodness, I am so scared!"

So a few days ago, I said "When are you ever going to stop scaring me?"

and he replied "When you pay me some money I will stop scaring you."

I laughed so hard.

Then the next day he called and scared me again and I said, "Hey, I thought you were going to stop scaring me!"

He said "You didn't pay me any money! You have to pay me one monies and then I will stop scaring you some times. If you don't pay me any money, I won't leave you alone."

I had tears in my eyes.

Yesterday my Mom said "James, why do you keep scaring Auntie Ya-ya?"

"Because she didn't pay me one monies."

I am officially being blackmailed. The harassing phonecalls will never stop!

You should ask him how much he wants... just to see what he says.

It's fun to be an auntie......you can give 'em back when they get on your nerves!

I have 6 nephews and 1 niece......it's kind of nice that my dear sis has a baby so I can borrow him if I get weepy for a tiny one.....My ds is 6 and no longer a baby, though MY baby...

PrncsNYC, I think the kid has you pegged as his new $$$ source...wait until he wants more than one monies..checks, dollars.....lol

AAHHH i would mail him a couple dollars just to surprise him!