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01-07-2004, 06:43 PM #1IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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Man I Thought Long And Hard On This One.....LOL Should I Post Or Not???
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies,
"No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
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Women are clever, evil b itches. Don't mess with them.
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01-07-2004, 06:44 PM #2ShelleyGGuest
ok i still have to laugh
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01-07-2004, 06:46 PM #3BigBig Moderator
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Yes we are...never get in the way of a woman
remember that Tommy
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01-07-2004, 06:55 PM #4Opinionated and proud
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Oh I laughed hard at this one..lol
Be who you are and say what you feel, those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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01-07-2004, 07:09 PM #5Banned
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01-07-2004, 07:40 PM #6Registered User
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We women are never B*tchs!!! We are always Angels
And if you disagree with us---we will kill you!!!
Pammie
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01-07-2004, 07:43 PM #7Go #5!!!!
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We have to be b!tches because you men make us that way!
To see the future you must forget your past...otherwise your past will become your future
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01-07-2004, 09:54 PM #8Daddys Girl
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LOLOLOL
Every day I live I am more convinced that the waste of life lies in the love we have not given, the powers we have not used, the selfish prudence that will risk nothing and which, shirking pain, misses happiness as well.
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01-07-2004, 10:01 PM #9Registered User
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THIS WAS GREAT
AND I CLAIM TO BE THE BEST B!TCH THERE IS,ITS TOOK ME 43 YEARS TO BE THE BEST,AND I WONT LET ANYONE TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!! BUT ITS ALSO BCAUSE I HAD A MAN WHO DICTACTED MY LIFE,NOW IM ON EASY STREET AT TIMES,CAUSE I ONLY HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!!!!!
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01-08-2004, 12:57 AM #10Your Online Pickle Friend
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And men are....
Well, never mind...wouldn't want to get the thread locked.
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01-08-2004, 04:54 AM #11QP
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I could name a few, lolOriginally posted by Gherky
And men are....
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