Thread: Halloween Funny
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11-13-2003, 10:43 PM #1Registered User
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Halloween Funny
Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra.
Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee
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11-13-2003 10:43 PM # ADS
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11-13-2003, 10:51 PM #2Banned
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He he he he. Those are cute!
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11-13-2003, 11:03 PM #3BIGBIG SMILEY HEAD!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW CASEY IN THE MORNIN'!!! LOL
SMILES.I SAID, KEEP ON POSTING!
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11-14-2003, 07:53 AM #4Registered User
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Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
I think this one was my favorite.No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
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