Thread: Oh Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......
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10-30-2003, 07:25 PM #1IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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Oh Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a....... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP.... BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man....
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door and comes bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ...
his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin. Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition. The Coffin stops. _______________
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10-30-2003, 07:40 PM #2Peek a boo!
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10-30-2003, 07:40 PM #3BigBig Moderator
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Took me a minute...I get it lol (yes I am a blonde~duh)
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10-30-2003, 08:00 PM #4Mom to Sarah Jo
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LOl I am glad to know I am not the only one that had to look twice.
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10-30-2003, 08:01 PM #5First Time Mommy to Be
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LOL! That was great!
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10-30-2003, 08:35 PM #6GOT KERMIT
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10-30-2003, 09:41 PM #7Banned
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LOL I read that in a book as a kid.some book called Tom Foolery or something liek that..my kids like it cuase it has jokes like this:
If frozen water is iced water
What is frozen ink?
And
If you're an American before you go ino the bathroom, and an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European
LOL
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10-30-2003, 09:53 PM #8I'm A Proud Army Wife!
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good one Tom
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10-30-2003, 09:59 PM #9Banned
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That is cute. LOL One to share with the girls.
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10-30-2003, 10:09 PM #10Big Big College Student
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lol! That was cute.
lol, I said iced ink out loud like 5 times before I got it.If frozen water is iced water
What is frozen ink? I VOTED
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