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09-25-2003, 06:49 PM #1
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How Do You Think This Turned Out??????LOL
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat......
He says "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'
So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Mike. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on his honeymoon, Mike takes off his pants and says to Karen, "Here try these on."
So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me." So Mike says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen takes off her pants and hands them to Mike and says, "Here you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." So Karen says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."
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09-25-2003, 06:52 PM #2
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lol!
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09-25-2003, 07:02 PM #3
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Good one!
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to not slap an idiot today......Amen.
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09-25-2003, 07:10 PM #4
That was hilarious!!!
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09-25-2003, 07:11 PM #5
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lol-i like that one
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09-25-2003, 07:19 PM #6
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Heh heh heh.
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09-25-2003, 07:54 PM #7
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too funny
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09-25-2003, 08:02 PM #8
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good one
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09-25-2003, 08:06 PM #9
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hee~hee~giggle~giggle~snort
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09-25-2003, 08:07 PM #10
My hubby told me that joke on our honeymoon night. No, he told me before I married him. Funny.
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09-25-2003, 08:08 PM #11
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lol!
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