Thread: Country Bob's Driving Hymns
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05-24-2003, 07:23 AM #1
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Country Bob's Driving Hymns
If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:
At 45 mph – “God Will Take Care of Me”
At 55 mph - ”Guide Me, O Great Jehovah”
At 65 mph – “Nearer My God to Thee”
At 75 mph – “Nearer Still Nearer”
At 85 mph – “This World is Not My Home”
At 95 mph – “Lord, I’m Coming Home”
Over 100 mph – “Precious Memories”They open their mouth...and stupid falls out
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05-24-2003 07:23 AM # ADS