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    Country Bob's Driving Hymns

    If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:
    At 45 mph – “God Will Take Care of Me”
    At 55 mph - ”Guide Me, O Great Jehovah”
    At 65 mph – “Nearer My God to Thee”
    At 75 mph – “Nearer Still Nearer”
    At 85 mph – “This World is Not My Home”
    At 95 mph – “Lord, I’m Coming Home”
    Over 100 mph – “Precious Memories”
    They open their mouth...and stupid falls out

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