Thread: What a woman knows

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF.


OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!


GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID,
BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS.


A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS
UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER.


I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE
ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER.


SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.


COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.


DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.


I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN.


WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.


OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.


DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.


ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.


I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.


HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?


DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.


And last but not least:


IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!