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Disabled Female USAF Vet
a "shocking" time
Hello, Can't Crash Computers, may I help you?
Yes. Please transfer me to your legal department.
I'm afraid our attorney isn't here in the store, can I help you with something?
You better. I'm going to be sending you my hospital bill and you have to replace the monitor for my computer.
What happened, sir?
I was using the Internet while I was taking a bath.
In the bath?
I had a table in the bathroom. But the mouse fell in the water and when I went to get it, the monitor cable got tangled up. It fell in too and I got terribly shocked!
And you want us to pay for it?
Just get me in touch with your legal people. They'll handle it.
A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.
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04-25-2003 10:02 AM
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....sadie leaves post shaking her head.....
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